10 Ways Of Highly Effective Engg Teachers !!!

You know your an Engineering teacher when ...
1) Your tiffin suddenly looks more interesting than the text book .

2) Your favourite dialogue is ," blah..blah..blah..and ....Your submission is tomorrow !! "

3) 2nd favourite " I will answer that tomorrow...now..moving on..."

3) Hehee..3rd favourite : " You ...stand up...sit down ..stand up...sit down ...Grr..Why are u'll sleepy !! "

4) " Phaiiyoo Point Someone " is Five Point Someone ..

5) I have completed the syllabus (period) . Now you can laugh...

6) You need not worry about the mathematical complexities ...It's out of syllabus. I know ...bahut haavvvy( heavy) ho raha hai na !!

7) Uday Raj Singh Broca , all the fours of you stand up !

8) Godse..Bakshi ..No..No...Refer To foreign author !!!

9) Christ..its the Q/A session of the seminar ... Ok...how is it used in India ...and how can you apply in the field of edge-yu-cation ?

10) Attendance !!! phew !!
I will rid ..u wil rid ..we all will rid .. OK !!